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4.5
Hello, all of you beautiful girly boys. I am here to do a detailed review of the "Kathy" mask. I will be looking at the facial structure, fit, nose, lips and mouth in general, ears, texture, ability to breathe, ability to hear, material of the mask and finally... the worst part... the eyes. Let's get started.First of all, you should notice that I gave this product 5 stars. Now that you are reading this, know that I am really giving it 4 stars. See, I kinda wanna give it a 4.5 which is not possible. So... yeah. (Please forgive me for being such a bitchy boy.) So, let's begin with the facial structure of the mask.THEY LIED! They said that I would look as cute as the picture! In my assessment, I AM TWICE AS CUTE AS THE PICTURE. How dare they give me a product that is way better than I could have possibly imagined. Oh well. I guess I just have to live with a mask that I am in love with. Poor me. Let's be real. The reason that the mask does not look the same is because of your own facial structure. I happen to have an oval face. This mask is an oval face. It happens to fit me well. I wont call it tight, but it is snug. Who am I? I am 5' 11" tall and about 190 lbs. Hopefully that gives you a better idea of how the mask might fit you. Okay, let's move on to the nose. There are pictures of a person wearing this mask on this page. I do not look like that. Your face is going to decide how the mask looks. Period.In a word... PERFECT! It is a VERY cute and unassuming nose. And now the lips...In a word... EXQUISITE!!! I thought I would need lipstick. No. Maybe some lip gloss. The color on the lips is perfect. And the shape is perfect. I have a problem with the jaw. However, it is not the company that can be faulted. I guess my chin is a little too big. So, what ends up happening is that my lower lip keeps slipping into the mouth hole. It makes it look like my tongue is slightly sticking out. No. It's my lip. I have to constantly push up on the jaw of the mask in order to close the mouth. It is a little annoying, but given how happy I am with the rest of the mask, I think I can overlook this minor inconvenience. I have considered using some silicone glue to permanently close the mouth. I haven't decided yet.Ears. Fine. Not great, just okay.Texture. Fortunately, there is no weird chemical smell. No smell at all. The mask is very thick. On the one hand I love it... because it feels durable. But because it is so thick it makes any kind of facial expressions impossible. My biggest smile will only produce the slightest grin on this mask. But, that's okay.Breathing. Hey. It's a mask. All masks are difficult to breathe in.Hearing. Again, it's a mask.Okay. This is where I get critical. Two things about the eyes. This isn't the company's fault, but the eye holes don't meet my eyes. The eyes are actually gorgeous. It has makeup and even eye lashes. For me, my eyes look sunken in. They do not "pass". There is the final problem... the eye holes. This IS the company's fault. The eye holes are quite simply to small. Imagine walking down the street looking at the world through toilet paper tubes. That is what it is like. You can completely forget about peripheral vision. Okay. Let's rap this up.If you are a naughty little night time street walking transvestite like me. Buy this mask NOW!!! You will not be disappointed. If you are a bit more risky and want to attempt daytime, I think you'll pass... with sun glasses. If you want to totally pass and talk to people, you will be instantly discovered... don't buy this mask if you are trying to totally pass. I hope this has been helpful. Peace and love. Hugs and kisses all of you naughty girly boys.
